My mind began to fly.

The idea was marvellous! Eco-activists would love it. Think of all the waste this would take off the street, how safe it would make our environment, and it didn't need to be burned or decomposed. No, it was made into something more, transcending the inevitable condemnation of death into the light of eternal life. I thought of my very good friend, Merit Nwachukwu, one of the most front-footed environmental activists I know and wished she was there. Maybe, she'd have crapped herself.